Loch Weasley

So a guy dressed in Ministry robes walks into the shop, and before you ask, no this isn't a joke... Technically. Walks in though and asked to see our IDs which everyone had on them and all and then looked at mine and asked me to flip it over to show him the back. I did, but not until after pointing out that he had just walked into a place that says is very large letters and no uncertain terms "WEASLEYS' WIZARDING WHEEZES" outside. There is also a very nice place on there with my name that says W-E-A-S-L-E-Y. "Trust me Sherlock, I'm a Weasley." And then I flipped it over for him even though he didn't even say please.

I don't think he knew who Sherlock is though.

I think I was wandering around the shop for an hour as a cat. Which is kind of interesting until you're realizing how many legs you've likely rubbed against during that span of time... Anyhow...

WITCHES AND WIZARDS OF ALL AGES!!!
Weasley Wizarding Wheezes is very proud to offer you with the reopening of our shop in Diagon with the release of new products? What are they? Well in terms of our trick items it would be unfair to warn you, but we have added extensively to the WonderWitch line with all new Day Dreams to replace some of our less than best sellers. There have been improvements made to the zit remover for those who had sent in comments about it enlarging pores temporarily on certain skin types which is bollocks, but it's fixed now. For those looking to impress a girl, we also have our everlasting roses, guaranteed not to wilt for at least a month.

AND FOR A LIMITED TIME LIKELY, THE PYGMY PUFFS ALL SPEAK! Which I feel secure enough in my masculinity to say is kind of adorable considering they all argue with each other and are still humming.

[Private - Kate]
Early night, so should I grab some dinner on the way home? Or will you already be gone by then?
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[Private - Family]
It is so very weird being back in here. I think I see the ceiling moving all of the time though and have to take a moment just to breathe and remember that we've done some serious reinforcing on everything. Really, someone is about going to have to send a giant and a couple of trolls bouncing around on the roof to bring it down again too easily.

You guys should come see the wall though. Dad's always had Uncle Fred's picture over there as long as I can remember, but now there's also Pey's as well as any of our regulars. I asked him though if he didn't find it a little depressing though seeing them on a regular basis. And he just replied that no, it didn't because it reminds us why we do what we do here, being able to keep smiles in the world. Especially when things are getting darker again and the world needs a little more light than usual.

Smart Dad.

나는 퀼로 이것을 만들 필요가 있다! 아마 한국어 아닙니다, 그러나 조금 더 읽기 쉬울 지도 모른 무언가. 여기에서 나는 여기에서 상점을 위한 빛나는 새로운 광고를 안으로 하기 위하여 가고 있었다, 그러나 아무도가 그것을 읽을 수 있는 경우에 그것은 어려울. 또는 누군가는 이것을 읽을 수 있는가? 이것은 적을 때 몇몇 오히려 예쁜 그림을 만든다. 다음 그들은 괴상했던 영국 보기를 생각할지도 모르다. 우리는 것에 있는 우리의 여분 편지 모두를 또한 좋아한다. 관절동물 보다는 오히려 모두를 위로 단축하는 것을 시도해 살벌한 미국인 그들자신 완전히.

나는 아무도가 저를 이해하는 수 있고는 경미한 머리가 붉은 여위는 백색 소년을 나와 한국어가 괴괴망측한 때 그러나 위에 일할 것이다 뒤에서 바로 지금 작동 포함해야 하는 것이 있다.

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